YAWN!! Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo is suppose to tell Sir Alex this week that he want's to go Real Madrid. As if Sir Alex hadn't of guessed by now with all the media speculation we have had all summer.

YAWN!! Gareth Barry's move from Aston Villa to Liverpool is off because Liverpool missed the deadline set by Villa. However Barry believes Villa will accept a restructured offer for around £19m.

YAWN!! Andrei Arshavin's is still desperate to leave Russia but his club Zenit St Petersburg want £24 million not the £16 million that Tottenham have offered.

Tottenham have opened talks with Spartak Moscow's Russia striker Roman Pavlyuchenko
David Nugent may be given an escape route out of Portsmouth by going to Ipswich Town for £5mAndy Johnson's £12m move to Fulham has stalled over a problem with his medical
Everton boss David Moyes wants to get rid of Leighton Baines, that self described pub footballer only a year after signing him for £6m
Newcastle hope to complete the signing of France under-21 star Sebastien Bassong

Arsenal have signed Portugal under-21 star Amaury Bischoff from Werder Bremen for an undisclosed fee
Robbie Keane joined the club he supported as a boy, Liverpool from Tottenham for £20.3m
David Bentley has moved to Tottenham from Blackburn for £15m possibly rising to £17m (no wonder St Petersburg want more than £16m for Arshavin!)
England's goalkeeper Paul Robinson has joined Blackburn for £3.5m from Tottenham
Roy Keane has been busy signing players for Sunderland with El Hadji Diouf from Bolton and Steed Malbranque from Tottenham joining the Wearsiders
Fulham have signed Swedish defender *** Stoor from Rosenborg
Joey Barton has been charged by the FA with violent conduct after admitting his assault on then Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo.